How many jokes are in the World?-100000000000!
Jokes are good things to lift people's spirits. For example:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get too the other side.
Why was the Calculation book so sad?
Because it had so many Problems.
What’s the best smelling type of poo?-
Shampoo.
Why can't a Leopard hide?
Because it always spotted.
Ever heard a Skunk’s joke?
You don’t want to, it's too Stinky.
Why did the Sailor not learn the Alphabet?
Because he spent too much time at c.
What did the blanket say to the person?
Don’t worry, I've got you covered.
What did one camp fire say to the other?
Will we go out tonight.
What do you put in a Muffin?- Your Teeth.
What do you get if you combine a Chameleon and a Black panther?
A Black chamelantner.
Hi Tasman, what a fun thing to write about.
ReplyDeleteHI Tasman - I liked your jokes. Here are some other jokes.
ReplyDeleteWhat is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Stay safe,
Grandpa
Thanks for the jokes I already knew the last joke.
DeleteHi Tasman your jokes are real funny. My favourite joke is the Camelion and Panther one.
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